Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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You all have Aids

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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