- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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