what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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