What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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hi penis ham telephone

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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