- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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