- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Women's Rights.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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