- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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