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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Roses are red, yup.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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