I fantasize about having sex with a moose

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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