- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Women's Rights.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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