- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Roses are red, yup.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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