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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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