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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

there was once a jew

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

whats black and strange a paki

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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