Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Wolfjob.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

This is sparta No this is patrick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Half life 3 confirmed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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