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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Blacks

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Chuck Norris is dead......

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