- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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