Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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