- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Men

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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