whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Anti Joke

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