what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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