Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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