roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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