- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

A paralysed man falls over.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

women's rights

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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