- Anti Joke

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.