- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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