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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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