- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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