- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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