- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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