- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

these are shit

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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