- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

feminists.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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