How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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your mom is so fat.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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