John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Maths.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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