"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Mahmy

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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