Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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João Duarte reads this.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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