- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Tim likes girls

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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