What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

mitchell palmer sucks

Stop me if you heard this one before.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

what did the old lady die of old age...

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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