What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Cheese

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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darude- sandstorm

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Vaginal secretions

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Anti Joke

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