Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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A black student graduated High School

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Praise Paisley

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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im gay

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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