Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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one of the idiot

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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