- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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