What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A man died.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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