I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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woman's rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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