-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Maths.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Religionh

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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