What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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... Chan chan

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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