why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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