why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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the midget went to the midget store

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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