why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

YEAH THEY DO!

Liverpool City Football Club

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

your face is kinda funny

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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