- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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