why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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charlie sheen

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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