- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

White men's rights

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

hola said the chinese man

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

poop

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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