- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

all your base are belong to mark

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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