- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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