A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Dont read this joke

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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im gay

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Anti Joke

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