Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Knock knock Shut up

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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