Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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what is orange? an orange

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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