Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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João Duarte reads this.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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whats black and large -me

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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