How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Sex education in Texas.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Anti Joke

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