- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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