Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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PIED NINNY!

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WNBA

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Flowers are colors Love me

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