- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

THe Election

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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