White men's rights

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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hola said the chinese man

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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