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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

that wall over there ->

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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