- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

belly button

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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