- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

mitchell palmer sucks

Tommy got neutered.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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