- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Logan's gay

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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