What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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that wall over there ->

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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women's rights

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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