- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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