- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Choir.

The WNBA.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why can't jokes spit?

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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