- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

A baby seal walks into a club.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Your mom is so nice.

cats are pussies

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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