- Anti Joke

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny