What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

joe diragi whacks off his dog

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

scientology.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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