- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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