Massie is a fatass

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Gay republicans

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Two planes walk into an office building

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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