What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Massie is a fatass

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Gay republicans

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Two planes walk into an office building

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Face Hunter is scum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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