- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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