- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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