What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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