I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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A man died.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Today is March 22.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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