whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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