What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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seek beauty

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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