Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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