- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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