HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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