- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Caolan and Eamon

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Daniel is a fag

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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