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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Im cute hehehee

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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