What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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mental kid

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Rush Limbaugh

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Your social life.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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