Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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