- Anti Joke

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!