i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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