Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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