I regret everything.....

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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