- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Im cute hehehee

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