Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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