- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Trump will make America great again.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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