What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Me Neither.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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