- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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