I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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