Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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