whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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