I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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retard

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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360 NO SCOPE

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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