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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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