- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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