A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Queens Park rangers

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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