So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Morning wood.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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