whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Yanter, Look it up

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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