- Anti Joke

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later