Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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