Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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How many light bulbs? 1

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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