what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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10inch nice

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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